Still no joy at jonpitchford.com or jonpitchford.servebeer.com to which it points, because the over-arching domain servebeer.com is owned by noip.com who graciously let me use it free of charge.
My official statement is Microsoft sucks. I’ll be doing everything I can to avoid them in my future computer use.
Here’s noip.com’s official statement:
Here’s Microsoft’s lawyer’s (rhymes with liars) official statement: